Craig Ferguson is fuckin’ Scottish with an amazing accent. And not the weird Shrek Scottish. No, no. The “I-Want-You-to-Moan-My-Name” Scottish. He could be reading the Bible, and all you would think about is making babies with him.
Not only is he a funny talk show man, but he can fuckin’ act like no other. Remember Nigel Wick from the Drew Carrey Show? Yeah, well that’s this sexy, funny beast with an English Accent. Not to mention he writes, directs, and does all other stuff that make him even more unattainable and just sexier.
He has worn a kilt with no underwear. And he looks HOT! Meaning, role-playing has never gotten even better.
He has the sexiest tattoos known to man. Every night you will just want to see him shirtless just so you can jump him and lick every area of every tattoo.